{"product_id":"3-drawers-nightstand-modern-bedside-table-with-unique-chevron-design-white-end-side-table-night-stands-for-bedroom","title":"Mistress","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ds-message _63c77b1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ds-markdown\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou don't put your worst habit on the top shelf. You bury it in the second drawer, behind the extra sheets and the thing you tell yourself you'll return.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Mistress understands this.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlossy white. Chevron grooves. Scandi chic on the surface, something else underneath. Three drawers. Ball bearing slides so smooth you'll wonder if they're even there — until you need them to be quiet. Then they're very quiet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMetal handles. Cool. Firm. They don't jiggle. They don't announce themselves. Neither should you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe top drawer is for decoys: chargers, lip balm, the book you've been \"reading\" for fourteen months. The middle drawer is for actual rotation — what you wear, what you use, what you don't mind someone seeing if they peek. The bottom drawer?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat's the one you open after everyone leaves.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eParticleboard wrapped in textured wood. Steel base that doesn't bow. Adjustable feet pads so your hardwood floors stay unmarked — and your reputation stays intact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAssembly takes twenty minutes. Instructions are straightforward. Hardware is included. If you can follow a diagram, you can build this. If you can build this, you can keep a secret.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUse it by the bed. Use it by the door. Use it to prove that clean lines and dirty laundry can share the same address.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEscortz.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Your secret's safe. The drawer's not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Peachtree Dominion","offers":[{"title":"Brown 1 \/ United States","offer_id":48168689402070,"sku":"14:365458;200007763:201336106","price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0690\/7697\/5830\/files\/S32d92f768e1842d0b4ffc7cb0fca8b51O.webp?v=1777418450","url":"https:\/\/peachtreedominion.com\/products\/3-drawers-nightstand-modern-bedside-table-with-unique-chevron-design-white-end-side-table-night-stands-for-bedroom","provider":"Peachtree Dominion","version":"1.0","type":"link"}