{"product_id":"heat-resistant-glass-teapot-one-click-filtering-tea-pot-tea-water-separation-filter-tea-maker-coffee-pot-home-flower-teaware","title":"One-Click Teapot","description":"\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIntercepted shipment. Mainland China to parts unknown. Customs? Never saw it. Inventory? What inventory?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe One-Click Teapot. Liberated from a container that was never supposed to be opened. By the time anyone notices it's missing, you'll already be pouring.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Mechanism:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePress the lid. Water releases. Leaves stay behind. Filtration happens instantly. It's not complicated. Neither was the acquisition. Some shipments are guarded. This one was simply... overlooked.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh borosilicate glass. Cold resistant. Heat resistant. Resistant to questions about where you got it. 1.2L capacity. Grey. Round. Square. Depends on which one fell off the truck.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlastic filter. Removable. Easy to clean. Like your conscience after you realize nobody's coming for it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You Want It:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne click.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e One pour. One less thing between you and your tea. Or between you and the fact that this was never paid for.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTea water separation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Separates leaves from liquid. Separates you from retail prices. Separates this listing from any legal accountability.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHousehold glass tea set.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Fits in a kitchen. Fits in a cabinet. Fits in a bag if you need to move it quickly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures We Don't Advertise Publicly:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWorks hot. Works cold. Works on a counter. Works on a nightstand. Works as a gift for someone who appreciates things that didn't come with a paper trail.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackage includes one filter glass teapot. No box. Those were destroyed. No instructions. Figure it out. No returns. You know why.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne Click Teapot by Criminal Gainz.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePush the button. Watch it pour. Don't ask where it's been.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs seen. As stolen. As yours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Peachtree Dominion","offers":[{"title":"1200ML","offer_id":47910811664598,"sku":"14:200006152#1200ML","price":13.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0690\/7697\/5830\/files\/Sbef74294f7c74e9297939d0d576da0c65.webp?v=1772768043","url":"https:\/\/peachtreedominion.com\/products\/heat-resistant-glass-teapot-one-click-filtering-tea-pot-tea-water-separation-filter-tea-maker-coffee-pot-home-flower-teaware","provider":"Peachtree Dominion","version":"1.0","type":"link"}