{"product_id":"sdorens-41-24-modern-lazy-floor-ottoman-bubble-footstool-upholstered-mesh-fabric-couch-sofa-3d-honeycomb-shape-ottoman","title":"Bubbler Mini","description":"\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThe Bubbler Mini\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eisn't an ottoman. It's a listening post disguised as a footrest. 41 square inches of honeycombed intel. The 3D hexagons aren't decorative. They're a geometric handshake. You put your feet up. We put your mind at ease. Or do we?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eSlump Station wanted you to veg. Spilluminati wanted you to watch the watchers. So we compromised. Now you can recline\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003econnect dots. The sponge filling? Sound-dampening. The anti-slip particles? Grounding agents for when the rabbit hole gets too deep.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eNo assembly. Just unpack, fluff, and wait 72 hours. That's not settling time. That's signal calibration. After that, the Bubbler Mini stays put. No shifting. No sliding. No accidental wire tugs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eCurved edges keep your family safe from sharp corners. But not from the truth. Use it as a footrest. A spare seat. A place to rest your ankles while you review leaked PDFs. It doesn't store your secrets. It just pretends not to listen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e15.75 inches high. Low enough to hide under radar. High enough to matter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eSlump Station x Spilluminati.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eRelax. But stay paranoid.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Peachtree Dominion","offers":[{"title":"Light Grey \/ United States","offer_id":48324787044566,"sku":"14:200004889#Light Grey;200007763:201336106","price":175.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ United States","offer_id":48324787077334,"sku":"14:200844060#Grey;200007763:201336106","price":175.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ United States","offer_id":48324787110102,"sku":"14:200000195#Orange;200007763:201336106","price":175.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fluorescent Green \/ United States","offer_id":48324787142870,"sku":"14:193#Fluorescent Green;200007763:201336106","price":175.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ United States","offer_id":48324787175638,"sku":"14:173#Green;200007763:201336106","price":175.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0690\/7697\/5830\/files\/S5165642f0cab4425824748b5f65250bch.webp?v=1780620184","url":"https:\/\/peachtreedominion.com\/products\/sdorens-41-24-modern-lazy-floor-ottoman-bubble-footstool-upholstered-mesh-fabric-couch-sofa-3d-honeycomb-shape-ottoman","provider":"Peachtree Dominion","version":"1.0","type":"link"}