LOT [621CE]

Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for a special auction announcement.

What you're looking at isn't merchandise. It's evidence. LOT# 621CE. A collection of Jingdao teacups liberated from a warehouse that never existed on any official record. Customs documents? Forged. Provenance? Fabricated. The dynasty? Very, very real.

The Backstory:
Tang Dynasty. 621 CE. Somewhere in mainland China, an artist sat down with nothing but clay, fire, and ambition. He didn't know his work would outlive empires. He didn't know it would survive wars. He definitely didn't know it would end up in the back of a truck with no plates.

Now it's here. On our block. Your block.

The Inventory:

• Sanded: The smuggler's favorite. Smooth to the touch. Rough in origin. Feels like it's been handled by collectors who preferred to remain anonymous. Because it has.

• Weathered Iron: Looks like it survived a thousand years. It did. Also survived a warehouse fire in 2019. Adds character.

• Lacquered: The aristocrat's choice. For when you want to sip tea like you sip respect—slowly and with eye contact.

• Black Iron: The warlord's favorite. Dark. Heavy. Intimidating. Holds tea. Holds grudges.

• Dusted Iron: Because if you're going to drink stolen tea from a stolen cup, you might as well look like you own the place.

The Specs:

• Size: 6.2cm wide. 5cm tall. 80ml capacity. Fits in one hand. Disappears in a coat pocket. Not that we're suggesting anything.

• Material: Ceramic. Pottery. Dirt that got hot and decided to become art.

• Chemicals: None. We steal quality. Not toxicity.

• Choice: Single cup for the casual accomplice. 10pc set for the collector building an empire.

Terms of Sale:
No returns. No receipts. No questions about where we got them. You buy, you sip, you disappear.

LOT# 621CE by Criminal Gainz.
Drink from history.
Before history gets reported stolen