This ain't just a clock - it's your throne room's new power piece. That black gold finish? That's the quiet flex of a ruler who don't need to shout. The 3D world map ain't for navigation - it's to remind visitors exactly whose time zone they're in.

Crafted by hand like the crown jewels, it moves smoother than your last negotiation - silent but deadly accurate. Goes up in 10 minutes flat - about as long as it takes to claim what's yours.

No batteries included - real kings come prepared. And that abstract square shape? Let's just say not everything powerful comes in predictable packages.

Hang it in your office like a declaration. Mount it in the bedroom where empires rise. However you stake your claim, just know - the sun never sets on a proper flex.

Tick-tock. The throne's waiting.

(Some assembly required. World domination sold separately.)