Spilluminati: Operation Mockingbird

Every meal is a briefing. Every conversation, a carefully crafted narrative. Welcome to Operation Mockingbird by Spilluminati, the 5-piece dining set designed for the discerning individual who understands that the most powerful stories are told not on the news, but around the table.

This is where perception is managed. The rectangular table, finished in a rich, authoritative walnut faux wood grain, is your command center. Reinforced with a solid MDF core and supported by sturdy, painted metal legs, it is a bastion of unshakable stability—the perfect surface upon which to shape opinions and debunk myths.

Your agents of influence will be seated in chairs of fine velvet. Designed with ergonomic, curved backs and thick, soft sponge, they offer superior comfort for extended operational debriefs and psychological operations disguised as dinner parties. The luxurious fabric is both a tool of seduction and a promise of discretion.

Engineered for deniable operations in compact spaces, the set's ingenious H-shaped base allows chairs to be perfectly stowed beneath the surface, concealing your entire apparatus in plain sight. It is the ultimate piece of functional spycraft for the modern home.

The narrative is yours to control. Assemble your council.

Operational Features:

• The Command Table: A rectangular, walnut-finished tabletop of solid MDF, supported by sturdy metal legs. Your secure foundation for information warfare.

• Agents of Comfort: Four velvet-upholstered chairs with ergonomic support for prolonged psychological operations and casual dining.

• Compact Concealment: An H-shaped structural build allows for perfect stowage of chairs, enabling you to hide your entire operation and save space.

• Plausible Deniability: A modern, versatile design that seamlessly blends into any home décor, masking its true purpose as a nexus of influence.

• Asset Acquisition & Assembly: Shipped in two discreet boxes with detailed instructions. Our customer service is your dedicated handler, ready to resolve any issues within 24 hours.