This ain't your college dorm's bean bag - this is a 7-foot-wide monument to bad decisions and even better naps. The Big Bean don't judge your life choices, it just supports them (literally).
Why This Bean Got Back:
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"FILL IT TO YOUR PREFERENCE" - Goes from firm support to full-on sinkage in 2.5 seconds flat
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FAUX FUR SO LUXE it makes your ex's IKEA futon look like a war crime
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ERGONOMIC SHAPE perfectly cradles your... assets
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MACHINE WASHABLE COVER because adulting happens
Dimensions:
7 feet of "oh we're definitely not just watching Netflix"
180cm of "I didn't know it could bend that way"
90cm of "that's not where I left my phone"
Warning Labels Should Include:
⚠️ May cause spontaneous cuddle puddles
⚠️ Not responsible for lost clothing items
⚠️ Pets will claim it as their emotional support throne
Real Talk: You're not buying furniture. You're investing in:
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Your new Tinder profile backdrop
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The reason your friends never leave
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That one spot where your phone always disappears
