CloudCourt: The Royale Family

Your castle deserves a bed fit for kings, queens, and the occasional black sheep heir. Presenting The Royale Family - a 700lb-capacity oak throne where every night's sleep comes with quiet dignity and under-bed storage for your skeletons.

 The Royal Warrant of Quality:

•  "MALAYSIAN OAK FOUNDATIONS - Because real royalty doesn't settle for peasant pine
  
•  700LB REGAL WEIGHT LIMIT - Holds you, your consort, and your inherited emotional baggage
  
•  12 SILENT SLATS OF SUBMISSION - Not even the court jester could make this bed squeak
  
•  8.6" UNDERBED CLEARANCE - Stores treasures, tax documents, or that portrait you had burned
  
•  "1-HOUR CORONATION ASSEMBLY - Two loyal subjects can build this faster than you can say "off with their heads"

 Dynasty Specifications:

• Full-size mattress dominion (1000mm width)

• 6 reinforced legs (because every kingdom needs strong support)

• Reclaimed wood headboard - sustainable like your reign ought to be

• Adjustable center screws - for when your standards need tightening