Peachtree Dominion
CloudCourt: The Chamberlain
CloudCourt: The Chamberlain
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Your Majesty's full-sized mattress demands a foundation worthy of its sovereign comfort. Enter the Chamberlain - ever-faithful steward to your 54" x 75" sleep dominion, standing vigilant against squeaks, wobbles, and the scourge of lost midnight slippers.
The Chamberlain's Sacred Duties:
"I Shall Perfectly Frame Thy Full-Sized Realm"
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1000mm width (54") crafted specifically for standard full-sized mattress rule
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13 steel slats spaced in precise formation to prevent mattress mutiny
"I Illuminate Thy Midnight Passages"
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Gentle under-bed lighting reveals wayward charging cords and escaped sleep socks
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Soft glow maintains the sanctity of thy melatonin levels
"My Service is Silent and True"
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Frictionless design ensures no treasonous squeaks during late-hour scrolls
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Reinforced legs stand firm against any restless turning
"I Arrive Ready to Serve"
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All components presented in a single offering (no scattered tributes required)
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Assembly completed in under one royal hour (video guidance provided)
The Chamberlain's Kingdom Specifications:
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Specifically designed for full-sized mattress rule (54" x 75")
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16.5" clearance for storage chests or loyal hounds beneath
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Matte black finish to match any court décor
Royal Proclamation:
"Let it be known throughout the land - the Chamberlain provides steadfast support for full-sized mattresses, requiring no box spring tribute. Its luminous guidance and silent vigilance shall become as essential to thy bedchamber as the crown upon thy head."
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