Opp+ulence

Gold so cold it burns. These 24K-hammered metal vases don’t just sit pretty—they silently violate basic décor with every second they grace your space. 33.5 inches of disrespect. Your opps wish their home had this level of unmatched decadence.

 The Ultimate Flex:

•  "ACCIDENTALLY" TALLER THAN YOUR OPP’S MAN – Small (24"), Medium (28.7"), Large (33.5")—each one subtly towers over weak décor like a hieroglyphic supervillain.
  
•  HAMMERED GOLD THAT SCREAMS "I WIN" – Polished + textured finishes so luxurious, your guests ask permission before touching them.
  
•  15.2 POUNDS OF PURE DISRESPECT – Heavy enough to double as a weapon, but too elegant to risk. The opps wouldn’t dare.
  
•  GEOMETRIC PATTERNS THAT READ YOUR OPP’S VIBE – Triangular embossing so sharp, it passively critiques their IKEA décor.

 Where to Deploy:

• Living room centerpiece – Makes their "luxury" candles look dusty.

• Wedding altar – Their marriage won’t be this expensive-looking.

• Mantelpiece – Literally elevates your whole aura.