Intercepted shipment. Mainland China to parts unknown. Customs? Never saw it. Inventory? What inventory?
The One-Click Teapot. Liberated from a container that was never supposed to be opened. By the time anyone notices it's missing, you'll already be pouring.
The Mechanism:
Press the lid. Water releases. Leaves stay behind. Filtration happens instantly. It's not complicated. Neither was the acquisition. Some shipments are guarded. This one was simply... overlooked.
High borosilicate glass. Cold resistant. Heat resistant. Resistant to questions about where you got it. 1.2L capacity. Grey. Round. Square. Depends on which one fell off the truck.
Plastic filter. Removable. Easy to clean. Like your conscience after you realize nobody's coming for it.
Why You Want It:
One click. One pour. One less thing between you and your tea. Or between you and the fact that this was never paid for.
Tea water separation. Separates leaves from liquid. Separates you from retail prices. Separates this listing from any legal accountability.
Household glass tea set. Fits in a kitchen. Fits in a cabinet. Fits in a bag if you need to move it quickly.
Features We Don't Advertise Publicly:
Works hot. Works cold. Works on a counter. Works on a nightstand. Works as a gift for someone who appreciates things that didn't come with a paper trail.
Package includes one filter glass teapot. No box. Those were destroyed. No instructions. Figure it out. No returns. You know why.
One Click Teapot by Criminal Gainz.
Push the button. Watch it pour. Don't ask where it's been.
