Spilluminati: Operation Northwoods

Some missions require a perfect facade. Introducing Operation Northwoods by Spilluminati, a dining set designed to execute a brilliant deception: the appearance of raw, natural elegance masking a core of calculated, modern strength. This is not merely furniture; it's a masterclass in misdirection.

The operation's centerpiece is a table of breathtaking duality. Its tabletop presents a beautiful wood-grain veneer with a seemingly organic, live edge—a classic, natural silhouette designed to disarm and charm. But this is no ordinary timber. Supported by sleek, strategic metal legs, its smooth, fortified surface is a flawless stage for your most calculated gatherings.

Your operatives will be seated in chairs upholstered in vintage brown faux leather. This is a façade of worn-in, classic comfort, perfectly concealing the plush, high-density sponge within—a ploy to ensure extended mission comfort during lengthy debriefs and intimate dinners.

The entire compact set is designed for deep cover in small spaces, with chairs that tuck neatly away to maintain your cover story of simple, space-saving efficiency. It is the ultimate fusion of provocative design and deniable function.

The narrative is set. The assets are in place. All that's required is your command to assemble.

Operational Profile:

• The False Flag Table: A beautiful wood-grain veneer tabletop with a unique live edge conceals its modern, sturdy construction. Supported by sleek metal legs, it's a perfect blend of natural illusion and tactical strength.

• Covert Comfort Chairs: Four chairs upholstered in vintage brown faux leather offer a façade of classic style, masking the plush, high-density sponge padding within for deep-cover comfort.

• Multi-Theater Deployment: Ideal for dinettes, kitchens, cafes, and dining areas. The compact, rectangular design is perfect for smaller living spaces and seats up to 4 assets.

• Rapid Deployment & Sanitization: Shipped in two discreet boxes with all tools and instructions included for quick assembly. The smooth surfaces allow for easy wiping and maintenance after any operation.