Your sleep sanctuary demands a throne befitting royalty. Presenting Queen Catherine - a 1,100lbs-capacity sovereign bed that combines 6 hidden storage drawers, built-in charging, and silent slat support to rule over clutter and discomfort with absolute authority.
The Queen’s Royal Decrees:
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"WE SHALL STORE 65 GALLONS" – 6 wheeled drawers (200+ T-shirts capacity) hide your kingdom’s clutter beneath the royal mattress.
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"POWER TO THE CROWN" – UL-certified charging station with 2 AC outlets + USB-C (20% faster charging) embedded in the 44" headboard.
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"NO LOYALTY TO BOX SPRINGS" – 13 heavy-duty slats provide noise-free support for latex, memory foam, or spring mattresses.
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"1,100 LB ROYAL COURT" – Holds five 200 lb subjects (or one queen + her snack stash).
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"ONE-BOX KINGDOM DELIVERY" – All components arrive together (unlike your ex’s energy).
Court Features:
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Rustic brown metal finish (matches scepters and coffee stains alike)
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Anti-slide metal baffles to prevent mattress rebellions
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Mute sponge strips for silent reign over nocturnal movements
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11 support legs for unwavering stability
