Cloud Court: Princess Treatment

Sweetheart, let's talk about why you're still sleeping basic when you could be living in luxury boudoir fantasy. This ain't just furniture - it's a full VIP experience with all the trimmings a modern queen deserves.

Your Royal Upgrade Includes:

 Ambient LED Mood Lighting
Set the scene for your main character moments - midnight snack raids never looked so cinematic

 Built-In Charging Throne
2 USB ports + outlets so your devices stay as powered up as your attitude

 Plush Teddy Fleece Upholstery
Softer than your "I'll just rest my eyes" lies with cloud-like high-density foam

 Discreet Luxury Storage

• Under-bed drawers for your designer sleepwear collection

• Headboard shelves for your 3AM reading selections

 800lb Weight Limit
Because real queens come with extra baggage (and we support it all)

Why Settle When You Can Reign?
This is for the women who:

• Charge their crystals and their iPhone

• Consider their bed an extension of their aesthetic

• Know good sleep is the ultimate self-care flex