ZetaTech: Anti-gravity Foam

FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT SLEEP. EARTH TECH IS OFFICIALLY OBSOLETE.

Yo, they found somethin'. ZetaTech engineers intercepted a crashed craft and the main thing wasn't the engine... it was the captain's bed. We reverse-engineered that otherworldly comfort and built the Anti-Gravity Foam. This ain't a mattress, it's a human-compatible recovery unit.

WE BROUGHT THE MOTHERSHIP COMFORT TO YOUR CRIB. HERE'S THE INTEL:

• THE CORE IS BUILT WITH RECOVERY FOAM: The main substance? A gel-infused memory foam that responds to your body heat and weight. It doesn't push back—it displaces. You ever just... float? That's the zero-G core at work, neutralizing pressure points like it's scanning for weak signals.

• INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED SUSPENSION COILS: Underneath the foam lies a grid of hundreds of responsive coils. Each one moves independently, creating perfect motion isolation. Your partner's mid-sleep acrobatics get absorbed by the system. You remain undisturbed in your sector. It's not just quiet... it's cloaked.

• 3D KNITTED JACQUARD VENTILATION SYSTEM: The white-blue surface isn't just a color. It's a high-breathable, temperature-regulating fabric designed to pull heat away from your body all night. No more swampy, terrestrial sleeps. You stay in a cool, controlled climate.

• PERIMETER DEFENSE SYSTEM: The edges are locked down with a reinforced spring barrier. No roll-off, no collapse. The entire surface is a Stable Landing Zone. Use every inch of your Queen (80"L x 60"W) or King (80"L x 76"W) without fear of the void.

THIS TECHNOLOGY IS CERTIFIED FOR HUMAN USE.
We made sure the only thing alien is the origin. This thing is CertiPUR-US and OEKO-TEX certified – no fiberglass, no harmful chemicals, no off-gassing odors. Just pure, advanced comfort.

Anti-Gravity Foam by ZetaTech
Your Bed Was A Rock. Ours Is A Cloud.

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The Next Evolution of Sleep is Here.